i can't believe it's not that interesting!

i didn't ask for a shrink, that must've been somebody else. also, that pudding isn't mine. also, i'm wearing this dress today because i had a very important meeting this morning and i don't have a crying problem.

i am not dead!

i’ve just been a paper writing maniac. and tumblr is such a vortex of wasted time that i had to take a hiatus. no looking, no touching, nothing. it’s a lot like being a mormon teenager. i’m still not ready to jump back in and try and tackle the 1000+ pages of backlog on my dashboard. it’ll probably just be me quickly scrolling through my favorite people. but soon, like monday.

ANYWAY, my point! i am coming to the denver tumblr meet-up tomorrow night and i am oh so very excited! yay to socialization! i am too much of a social butterfly to be cooped up in my room writing about neitzsche and the roman empire and kennedy (not all in one paper, that’d be weird). anywho! see you guys tomorrow night! WOOT!

newsweek:

nicksummers:

Dept. of WHAT: This is an actual magazine, with actual stories, that I found under the TV at an old person’s apartment in SoHo this weekend.

Sigh. Magazines really were better 30 years ago…

skwigelf:

misselise:
this is in my top 10 favorite tattoos of all time! sooo effing amazing.

i will rarely say a tattoo is incredible. but this is incredible.

skwigelf:

misselise:

this is in my top 10 favorite tattoos of all time! sooo effing amazing.

i will rarely say a tattoo is incredible. but this is incredible.

dearkate:

Words can not express the hottness at 1:17.

yes they can: sex-on-a-stick.

howimetyourmothersource:

fujiidom:

Yeah, I have a whip guy.

i never realized how lazy google search makes me

i went to search something in wikipedia and immediatly thought “wait, i have to type in the whole word? you’re not going to finish it for me? what the fuck is this?”

piecesofserenity:

continuedreaming:

missworld:

seriouslythough:

legallyheidi:

{Nordstrom Continues To Oppose Christmas Creep via Consumerist}

I knew there was a reason I loved Nordstrom - and not just for their beautiful shoe department!

this is the best thing EVER.

oh man thank you nordstrom i wish everyone was like you.

they know how to do everything right.

i'm gross and sick and coughing and all stoned on codeine. what do i watch?

  • up
  • the serious case of benjamin button
  • district 9
  • coraline
  • let the right one in
  • 500 days of summer

(via fuckyeah1990s)
holy craaap i LOVED this game! i loved putting people on top of the bookshelf ladder and flinging them off.

(via fuckyeah1990s)

holy craaap i LOVED this game! i loved putting people on top of the bookshelf ladder and flinging them off.

kryz:

This is a thing that exists? Bacon flavored vodka?

for andrew.

kryz:

This is a thing that exists? Bacon flavored vodka?

for andrew.

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