January 2012
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“Because he will grip you by the shoulders and wrench you around and he will...”
– You Better Not Cry by Augusten Burroughs (via lunelait )
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A short word on love
I like a boy. We met while we were in Israel. He’s tall and funny and amazing. He lives in California, not here.
It sucks.
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onebadapple asked: Where are you? ILU!
November 2011
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Let me just blow off some steam here
Here I am sitting at the bar of the restaurant where the guy I thought I was dating a few months ago (but apparently I was mistaken) is the head chef. I was supposed to meet 3 of my friends for a girls’ lunch but no one’s shown up. I’m hiding in a dark corner just hoping he doesn’t walk out of the kitchen and notice me all alone. Because I know he’s going to think...
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October 2011
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i met a cute boy last night. he's funny and hot...
comedian and actor
chef and fooddie like me
travels places
tv and movies
firefly, dr horrrible, joss whedon, startrek and stuff
‘97 bmw convertible (swesome)
skis/showboards (wants to go to steamboat togehtetr sometime)
nerd stuff
NZ
looks like skinny seth rogan
texted eacthother as i walked home
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i'm kind of nervous that that leftover family meal...
whelp. guess i’ll find out soon enough.
“Morgan, you’re so smart. You’d trade socks before you’d trade...”
– My lovely drunk sister attempting to flatter me somehow.
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WatchJust to clarify, Stella is not playing with a toy mouse.
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“Watching you two try to avoid each other last night would have been pretty...”
– Work party last night meant “pretend like each other doesn’t exist, that no infidelities have ever occurred and that we aren’t in love.” Apparently all of that was still very obvious.
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“Baby are you by yourself? Come on you’re too pretty to be by yourself.”
– Thank you LoDo cat-caller, for finding a way to bring me up and then knock me down.
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pizzadrivefaster:
The Get Up Kids - No Love
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September 2011
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'tis the season!
now that fall tv season is starting to kick into high gear i have to get into tv watching mode. since i work nights i’m not an appointment tv watcher (nor a dvr owner), i’m one of those newfangled downloaders/huluers/on demanders and i have to keep on top of all that downloading/huluing/on demanding. and it can be exhausting when there’s so much teevee to watch! so i wrote myself...
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supcakes replied to your quote: OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!
Uh huh ;______; But tell me it’s not the most wonderful pain This show will turn you into a masochist
the best, most beautiful pain in all the land!
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“OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!”
– things i yell at my teevee while watching breaking bad with my hands half covering my eyes.
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when all you want to do is send someone a little “<3” text to let them know you’re thinking of them and care about them. but then you remember that you’re not dating that person, not even in the teenytiniest way. and it would just come across as super crazypants.
i just have so much love to give and it’s all pent-up inside. it’s about so start flowing out...
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men are fucking bloodhounds
*sniffsniff* “what’s that scent in the air? is it…is she getting close to getting over me? well well well, we just can’t have that now can we?! better call her up and ask her to get drinks. MUAHAHAHAHA”
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i had a dream last night that it was super bad...
i don’t watch too much tv, you watch too much tv.
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i just poured the most magical bowl of cereal
i killed my box of crunchy nut (my favorite cereal) and had one of those bowls that should have been two bowls, but i wanted it all at once. it was a mountain of cereal and i used about 1/2 of all the milk i have to make the milk/cereal ratio appropriate. it was a beautiful sight to behold. so i climbed onto my couch with the bowl nestled onto my boobs, pulled up my afghan, reached across to turn...
“Wait, so there’s a show called “Animal Hoarders”? So...”
– My coworker Lauren, truly baffled by this concept.
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i just realized i only shaved one leg in the...
*swag*
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filling out my application for my birthright...
i’m on the “personal statement” portion and the 3 questions we have to choose from are
please describe anything special about your family background related to judaism or israel.
lease describe any special talents, achievements or interests you would like to share with us.
please describe any volunteer or community service projects you are involved with.
1) there’s...