regan: Our new trailer! “How To Lose Your Virginity” from Trixie Films on Vimeo. this is fascinating. i can’t wait to see the whole thing!
wow, there is NOTHING going on tonight.
like nothing. maybe i should just sit in my pajamas eating those evil christmas cookies (whatever i have bad cramps today so i’m allowed) and watching one of the millions of movies i’ve recently downloaded. or i should go out somewhere since i really have not left suburbia in over a week and could really use some socializing. buhhh decisions decisions……
dear christmas cookies,
thank you so much for pushing my boobies past the “big” label and into the “humongo”/”comically enormous” label. love, morgan p.s. why did you have to go and do the same thing to my ass, thighs and tummy though? i thought we were fraaaaands?
Sylvia thought how all parents wanted an impossible life for their children —...– the jane austin book club
‘pretty’ is really easy to turn off. it’s called no makeup and greasy hair. oh...– morgan (via andrewwoj) i only speak in truths.
fuckyeahsayanything: holabrooklyn: ...
i don’t feel we necessarily like the same kinds of sandwiches.– one of this recording’s merciful (or perfectly acceptable) ways to dump someone. you bet yer booty i’m going to use it one day too.
"i don't know!"
why must my father insist on having the “so what are you going to be after you graduate?” conversation every time we have lunch together? yes i’m 24 and still have no clue what i want to be when i grow up, but what’s so wrong with that? so many people just stumble into their careers or skill set. my problem isn’t that i’m lacking in ideas about what i want to...
Each time, a team of armed bad guys try to steal... →
-cracked.com’s 5 gaping plot holes hollywood knows you won’t notice
i'm "working" at my dad's office this week
tasks include: answering the phone that never rings making sure the coffee pot never goes empty getting the mail depositing checks what i end up doing because the above takes about 20 minutes: sitting on facebook all day and chatting with people i never actually talk to or stalking the hot guy i met this weekend. downloading movies i’ll never watch just because the internet here is...
Things I find no pleasure in but have to endure: Shopping. My feet. Being...– The No-Effort Experience (via perfectible)
The bookstore-less streets of Laredo: Laredo,... →
regan: sunplusnightplusjess: darkwingdach: (via adrianeq) this wouldn’t bum me out so much if they had more than 3 branches of their public library. but they don’t so this is really bumming me out. I think it’s because no one leaves their houses in Laredo. Each time you park your car, someone steals it for scrap metal. Maybe a drive-thru Borders would work. Until then, cars will be...
who are these guys?
i don’t understand why the guys in my life treat me like such garbage and are so condescending towards me. do i choose them? do i allow it? do they just gravitate to me? they push me aside and take advantage and say rude things to me. they say my problems are unimportant and tell me how i’m living my life wrong and scoff at my stories and interrupt me when i’m talking. these...