February 2010
94 posts
January 2010
201 posts
except for the region that needs it most, the rocky mountain west. we actually use that snow to ski on around here! have you seen our mountains lately? no snow. skiing sucks this season! so stop hogging it all Southwest and East! you guys just shut yourselves in or take pretty pictures of snow or complain about how it’s hard to drive in. we actually thrive on it and use it for recreational purposes! we don’t know what to do with ourselves in the winter without snow. so i’ll be expecting a large shipment of your unused snow in a few days then. thank you!
holy balls this is really happening. glee is hardly the correct descriptive word.
LOOK OUT WORLD!
I am so, so, so, so tired of pictures of extremely thin, topless women crossing my dashboard. Kids, I’m totally okay with the occasional well-done nude photo. I can appreciate the naked human form. BUT. 90% of the stuff that I’ve seen here is the bargain basement variety of pseudo-artistic, I-meant-the-quality-to-be-horrific-(but-really-I-just-don’t-know-how-to-use-my-camera-and-can’t-be-bothered-to-learn) hipster “photography” that makes me feel like I’ve suddenly signed up to follow a hundred or so pro-ana sites run by girls with an aversion to good hygiene and bad taste in music.
I know that starving-and-topless is the new posing-in-underwear-in-a-trashed-apartment, but can you please, please, please find a way of expressing how much cooler you are than everyone else that doesn’t involve perpetuating this very done trend? I’m all ribs-and-nipples’d out.
*cough*thelovelybones*cough*
daniel franco, where did you go? oh, daniel franco where did you go?
daniel?
daniel? daniel?
where did you GOOOOOOOOOOO
i HATE daniel franco! he’s such a creeper!
but i do love santino oh so much.
“ahhhhndre! let’s go to red lobster ahhndre!”
That will be quite the battle. The films both attract male viewers, and may split the similar audience, resulting in low box office for both. Julie Robert’s Eat Pray Love opens that weekend as well.
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GOD i’m so excited. i need a trailer or a poster or more pictures to get me through these long months!
you just have to trust.
i know that everyone was already riding the pioneer woman train but i just bought the book for my mom for christmas and guys? she’s obsessed. i dont think a day has gone by where that book isnt on the counter open to a pretty glossy photo of some delicious meal or some prairie landscape or some denim encased cowboy ass.
my mom made penne ala betsy tonight and seriously bros? i could eat this shit for the rest of my life and turn into a huge human 800lb penne noodle person and be totally ok with that. i could live in a penne house with tomato and shrimp furnishings and basil carpets and a pool full of heavy cream in the backyard.
i feel like this is an ok plan for the future right?
oh god i LOVE the pioneer woman. i make these crash hot potatoes ALL THE TIME. but i still have been unsuccessful at being able to smash my potatoes as well as she does. but i like that she gives me step by step pictures cause i’m totally retarded when it comes to cooking. really, like ree tahr dud.
he’s telling us to quit it, straighten up and get our act together.