December 2010
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my new year's resolution
tone down the crazy. no neuroses in 2011! no more stalkery-type tendencies, no more trich-ing, no more life destroying procrastination, no more random hook ups, no more dating truly horrible dudes, no more cripplingly low self-esteem. we’re on the road to health and sanity!
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some reasons why i make the ideal girlfriend
drink you under a table chow down on diner food discuss anime and toys introduce you to awesome british superhero shows (and have intense discussions about how awesome/frightening it is to discover your superpower) epic bjs
Dec 22nd
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illustratedexample replied to your photo How’d you end up doing this?!?! sparkleneelysparkle replied to your photo wht is this? it looks LIKE TOO MUCH FUN WELL. remember how my job is awesome? they arranged for 20 of us root down-ers to go to the stranahan’s colorado whiskey distillery and hand bottle batch 65 (about 4,000 bottles). every batch is hand bottled, crayzee. it was incredibly...
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Dec 15th
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eatin a sammich in bed cause you're starvin' and...
like a boss.
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Dec 10th
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whenever i sneeze while drinking coffee
my sneezes taste like coffee ice cream. ~*~*profound*~*~
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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the black sheep
so i spent a good 20 minutes at dinner with my family trying to explain how truly horrible the tumblr blackout was and how we were all flipping our shit like it was the end of the world. and i talked about how facebook became a sad makeshift tumblr among tumbling facebook friends. then i mentioned how maybe it was 4chan’s fault as 4chan hates tumblr. so i had to spend another 20 minutes...
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via thechocolatebrigade) i hate freud. but i hate him more for being so spot on right here.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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i had a dream last night that i was listening to...
and it was super mushy sounding and incredibly quiet. i blasted the volume and it was still at a whisper.  all i could think was “is this really what everyone’s peeing their pants over?”
Dec 2nd