Dear Coke Talk: On nationality. →
“Nationality is right up there with religion and professional sports teams as one of the most annoying things that one-dimesional, weak-minded people use as a substitute for an actual personality.”
My standards are uniquely low, yet completely unattainable at the same time.– 2 birds 1 blog (via sparkleneelysparkle)
i had a little bird, its name was enza. i opened the window and in flew enza.– a children’s skipping rhyme from the influenza epidemic of 1918.
requiem for a wingman
i spend a very uncomfortable night at some friends’ apartment last night. it really made me realize that i am no longer considered a friend to those people anymore. i just didn’t belong. they really didn’t want me there. and that got me thinking how few friends i really have anymore period. i live 20 miles from everyone and they’ve all forgotten about me or don’t...
i have a severe hatred for all people and earthly things (that are not animals or andrew) today. i just wanted to cry and sleep and cry and scream and lay on a couch and eat macaroni & cheese and drink hot chocolate. i was hating the fat ginger in my class wheezing and making his fat noises. and my ipod for playing shitty music and only working on one side. and my contact for ripping. and...
andrew-woj asked: Have you ever heard of Crystal Renn? If you ever think you want to be skinny again, just do an image search on her. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL...and she made me love myself - if only for today. FUCK SKINNY FASHION BITCHES.
also, sorry i'm so random.
also, sorry i'm so random.
I have a date with Science! →
regan: Once it warms up maybe I’ll wake up crazy early some Monday to spend all day at the zoo! oh man i love love love the st. louis science center. we used to go there every year when we were visiting my god-mother as kids. my favorite part was always sitting up on the bridge over the highway and clocking all the cars that drove under and tisk-tisk-ing the speeders. god that place is the...
Sarah Palin has a suggestion for how Barack Obama can save his presidency. “Say...– Fareed, on the continued push from the right for war on Iran. (via newsweek) my hatred for sarah palin and my love for all things iran in one article by my future husband fareed zakaria?!? now this is a sunday!
excuse me, girl scouts? can we have a moment here?
i would like to address this year’s tagalongs. for my entire life these cookies have been a bright ray of sunshine in the middle of a coldcold february day. i make a cup of hot tea or cocoa or coffee or what not, break one in half, use my teeth to scrape off the peanut butter in the middle and then dip the cookie in my hot drink of choice till it’s literally falling apart and i have to...
Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.– Aldous Huxley (blogut)(via perfectible)
Joss Whedon and Morgan Spurlock Making Comic-Con... →
browncoats: popculturebrain: If this isn’t an epic nerdgasm I don’t know what is Super-Size Me director Morgan Spurlock is supossedly teaming-up with geek writer/director Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly) for a documentary about San Diego Comic-Con and fanboy culture. Sources tell E! that Spurlock and Whedon are currently searching for three super geeks to follow around at this...
relationship advice guru AND sex buddy!
what is it about me that says “hey you’re enjoyable to have sex with. but when we’re not doing that, can you give me advice on how to fall in love with girls who are not you?” this has got to be at least the third guy to do this to me. i am not one of your dudebros but with a box you can play in. and please stop talking about how no girls are ever interested in you. i am!...
reunited at last
andrewwoj: so excited for morgan to make her east coast adventure in march. she just emailed me her flight itinerary and i’m super pumped. we’re going to do lots of fun things together like show her baltimore for the first time and spend lots of time in dc and talk about how much we love each other. i am oh so veryvery excited! i couldn’t imagine a better way to spend my last spring...
thatguychad: Right Away, Great Captain -...
an activity i recommend not doing
in the early portion of i don’t care about your band, klausner is going through all her adolescent sexual awakenings and teenage formative sexual experiences. this got me thinking: what were my formative sexual experiences? and then i began thinking about the guys that i have had sexual relations with but never actually had sex with. dear friends, i do not recommend ever ever doing this....
there are ladies who hook up instead of date because those are the crumbs to...– from the introduction of julie klausner’s book i don’t care about your band. 30 pages in and the girl just gets me. oh! and she has a tumblr! yays!
Denny's at 2am
regan: because I am drunk and on my way home to sleep 10 hours. Protein rush. The underaged drunk nerd girls behind me are talking about their being rejected. They are also discussing video games. Nerds. Some nerd boys somewhere would treat these girls right. Those nerd boys are up late dreaming of it. If only the nerd girls knew. This is the kind of thing that pisses me off, in an...
what are these throat tickles and body aches i feel? crap.
i'm so glad i spent all that time trimming my box,...
maybe this whole thing was a covert intervention, in the guise of casual sex, just to force me to address my personal hygiene and to get out of the house.