what NOT to watch while getting ready for your...
the episode of buffy where her mom is found dead. puffy crying eyes do not a party girl make.
let the move back to denver commence!
the lease is signed. i have my key. my boxes are packed and sitting my the front door waiting to be put in my car tomorrow morning. good bye suburbia! i look forward to never having to return!
iamdonald: These are only using colored pencils. Amazing. via booooooom.com wow. i’d kill for that top one.
officer: sir, are you classified as human?
korben dallas: negative, i am a meat popsicle.
andrewwoj replied to your post: andrewwoj replied to your photo:that’s my new… OK SO EXCITED. also, do you think Pat could stay too? Maybe just for a night so that he’s well rested for his drive out to Aspen? This is an ineffective means of communication, so I’ll call soon. We’re due for a chat anyway. xoxo yes and yes and yes to all of this. yes.
presently flooding denver restaurants with my...
please hire me. i don’t care if i have to be a shitty hostess and stand around for 12 hours with a dumb smile on my face for $7 an hour. i have too much experience and education for about 80% of these craigslist listings. i need monay.
andrewwoj replied to your photo:that’s my new home on the third floor, second one… AM I GOING TO BE STAYING THERE WHEN I COME? WILL YOU BE MOVED IN? OMG. DYING. YES YOU WILL!! i’m moving in next week! you will love it and just die when you see the kick ass block of colfax that i’m on! and it’s a one bedroom so you can have the living room all to yourself! sorry it...
i just wanted to let you know that i’m hungry for meat. so when you get...– a lady in the bathroom of the piper inn leaving a message for her “friend”.
looking at apartments today!
i have 13 appointments for showings all over town today. i even put together a dossier with color pictures and everything. it’s pretty profesh as fuck. here’s to hoping stella and i find a new home!
on my inability to learn from past experiences
every time there’s another dude that i like who’s not into me, i act like it’s such a bizarre thing. i say to myself, “weird, this dude’s not into me. why does he not like me. how strange and incredibly out of the ordinary.” when in actuality it’s incredibly in the ordinary, because it is the only thing that ever happens. and yet i have such...
you know what i'm going to do tomorrow?
buy a coloring book and a box of crayons and color that shit. why? because the semester’s over and i don’t have to do anything cerebral for the next month and coloring is the least brain-y thing i can think of.
Natasha VC: Heartbreakingly Passionate News →
It was Passion Day at my mom’s high school. Students sign up for 80 minute slots where teachers are given free reign to do whatever they’re passionate about. Here’s a sampling. *Girl Talk — Girls only. ‘Come to talk about what girls talk about.” *Bagels, Cream Cheese, Oprah — Free Bagels and… i want to partake in this every day of my life! i think i would show clips of my favorite epic...
Potential Reasons We Love Bangs
epic: • Strange/traumatic memories of the movie Beetlejuice • Minnie Driver’s 1996 curly-bangs got you intrigued, and it was just a steady downhill decline into the seedy underworld of bangs from there. • Drunk, really want to bang that cute girl with bangs at the other end of the bar. • Afraid of foreheads. see, this is why i have bangs.
why do all the adorable ones that you bond with...
i mean really, world? why?
As one of my great heroes, Carl Sagan, said, these are the things, Saturn 5...– Brian Cox, U.K. physicist at the Large Hadron Collider, in a TED talk in 2008. His great hero and ours. — From SF, bawling. (via whileyouweresleeping) i like the thought of this, we’re just a bunch of hydrogen atoms doing and creating amazing things.
i am never late, i always arrive precisely when i...
taking cue from gandalf.
Christoph Waltz should host SNL.
mssashajones: fuckyeahchristophwaltz: pintsizedpundit: If Facebook can get Betty White, why can’t we get Christoph? He’d be epic…epically awesome. Imagine an hour and a half of Der Humpink… THIS. HELL YES. an entire skit of “that’s a bingo!” would be gold.
here comes the may snow....
i have no clue what an rss feed is or what its purpose is.
In a quiet, unassuming way, this guy from the previous generation has become the...– cracked.com on jon stewart and the daily show
notthatkindagay: Yadda, yadda, yadda. TL;DR Coming from a purely political perspective, I’m thinking about how the Committee vote will look for her nomination to the Supreme Court. Sonya Sotomayor was voted out of committee 13-6, with Republican Lindsey Graham voting with all 12 Democrats. Early statements from Senator Graham don’t indicate that he’s going to outright oppose her, but lately...