i can't believe it's not that interesting!: Archive

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Jul 30th

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Jul 29th

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“I hate Goldfish crackers.”

– (via shitnoonehaseversaid)

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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how do dudes wear skinny jeans? or long socks for...

i haven’t shaved for like 5 days and when i put on my jeans i could feel the little hairs folding in the wrong direction and it feels soo weird. imagine having long-dude-leg-hair.

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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dear people eating at restaurants,

when we come to your table with your food, please move your shit out of the way so we can place your plate down. our hands are full with all your food and thus we are unable to move your drink, silverware, phone, purse, arm, etc for you. so unless you want your risotto in your lap, i’d recommend you move your shit. thanks.

Jul 27th

Jul 24th

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“i don’t like ‘whore’. i prefer ‘slut’.”

– alison brie on G4 at comic-con

Jul 24th

“you know that saying ‘men don’t make passes at girls that wear...”

– comedienne diane ford

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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onebadapple replied to your photo: i rest my case. EYEBROWS! NOM NOM NOM. onebadapple replied to your chat:my turn-ons are different from your turn-ons Ha ha. I said “eyebrow nom nom nom” before I even read this. GREAT MINDS THINK ABOUT EYEBROWS ALL THE TIME. amy and i just get eachother.

Jul 23rd

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sunshine

We would tell jokes We would talk about our childhoods Talk about current events I was always giving him My stupid ideas About what I thought should be done In the administration or Different views on things I think back on it And he always made me smile When I was with him It was a lot of –- He was sunshine -Tom Simon, ED. this is from monica lewinsky’s grand jury testimony. as a...

Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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my turn-ons are different from your turn-ons

me: yeah i just watched the star trek movie again,
clayton: oh man that's a good flick.
me: i know, i think i've watched it like 20 times at least. i have an unhealthy crush on spock.
clayton: on syler?
me: oh man yes. deep voice, hairy, massive eyebrows, scary. good things, all.
clayton: haha. you're a trip.

Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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mooglikerogue replied to your post: mooglikerogue replied to… shit dawg, there doesn’t even have to be a tumblr meet-up. i’m fun as hell. get that? FUN. AS. HELL. mooglikerogue replied to your post: mooglikerogue replied to… duuuuuuude wanna haaaaaaaaaaaaaaang fucking denver tumblr meet-up interrobangin replied to your post: mooglikerogue replied to… ROAD TRIP YOU GIRLS COME...

Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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mooglikerogue replied to your post:mooglikerogue replied to your post: things i have… i live in columbia, mo. i feel like this is doable. let me come visit you. FUCK I AM CREEPY. this is totally doable! come visit me! denver is awesome and i love having visitors! holy shit it’d be so fun! and oh haaay i used to visit columbia every year! my great aunt and uncle lived there and we...

Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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mooglikerogue replied to your post: things i have done today WHERE DO YOU LIVE WE NEED TO HANG OUT also— less desperately than that. fuck. DUUUDE YES! i live in denver! where are you at? let’s do stuff and hang out and drink and things! also with less desperation…

Jul 20th

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things i have done today

woke up at such a late hour i don’t want to say what it was out of embarassment watched crap tv caught up on 4 days worth of tumblr watched a crazy torrential thunderstorm walked over to the thai place around the corner to get massaman curry and tempura shrimp watched harry potter 6 unsuccessfully convinced someone to go see inception with me felt lonely

Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini,...

ohyeahfacts:(via) i don’t trust people who don’t like cats.

Jul 20th

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captainrebecca:nerdyninjanicole: (At the Comicon panel for Dr. Horrible): Neil Patrick Harris: You do kill a lot of chicks. Joss Whedon: My personal life is not the point here!

Jul 20th

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Jul 19th

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“A life full of ups and downs has given me douche-ray vision.”

– BRITTA, Community (via inothernews)

Jul 19th

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i just realized

i have perceived every one of my relationships as being far more serious and “real” than they ever were (or are) in actuality. i see a boyfriend while the guys see someone to bone after their done hanging out with their friends.

Jul 16th

BOGUS VIOLATION

the passive aggressive memo line on the check i just wrote for the parking ticket i got for not being “at least 5 feet from an alley/driveway.” what even? hey city of denver, i know you’re broke as shit. but SO AM I, that’s why i live in a shitty apartment off colfax. take my money, fuck you.

Jul 16th

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