August 2010
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75,000 teddy bears are left behind in hotels every...
ohyeahfacts:(via)
mine was one of the 75,000 left in 1992. i left cyrus in a disneyworld hotel and i was devastated for years.
funny story: his nose button was sewed on crooked, so he was named after a line in a firesign theather sketch about cyrus the great returning from a battle.
“odesius!? odesius?!” “cyrus my friend. what has happened to your nose?”...
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movies
dad: we could see the expendables.
me: eh.
dad: dinner for schmucks?
me: eh
dad: inception?
me: sure...
dad: eat, pray, love?
me: *groan*
dad: eat, pray, barf?
me: eat, pray, die?
dad: isn't that death row?
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Watchwhy i love stephen colbert
the daily show—prince charles scandal
thatwhitebitch:
Sometimes I miss having a boyfriend but then I think if he was over right now I wouldn’t be able to be sitting here in my underwear picking at the dry skin on my feet.
yup.
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if i ever get pregnant i’m totally going to walk around telling people that i’m “with child.”
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why i like cats
unrequited love. that’s why.
unrequited love is the only kind i’m familiar with. i’ve never been in love or had a real relationship. i’ve never had someone fawn over me or devote themselves to me. which is what having a dog is like. they worship the ground you walk on and stare at you with loving obsession. i think i will be very uncomfortable for the first year that i...
DON'T STOP BEREAVING: BRIAN O'MALLEY GETS YOU,... →
There is a very fine line between creative works I enjoy that explore the woozy, heady, quasi-supernatural mystery of women through the eyes of men, and creative works that I hate that use a broadly drawn female stock character as a device through which our male protagonist…
ramona flowers vs. the manic pixie dream girl
“i was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guard used to lure me into...”
– annie//community
or me.
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SWF
i guess i can’t call him “the guy i’m dating” if we haven’t slept together in 4 weeks (the last time was a drunken mess) and the only time he calls is when he needs a ride to the bank and then watches an hour of tv with me so he doesn’t feel guilty.
i hate harsh realizations.
*heavy sigh*
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“ARTICLE XIV: No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the...”
– “When you ask for a majority rules vote on minority rights, you’ll get results like we’ve seen on the gay marriage issue; 31 out of 31 states vote it down. But here’s the thing about rights: They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. Rights are part of the deal if you’re an American. That’s why...
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everythinginthesky:
OH HEY SO NOW MORE PEOPLE CAN GET TOGETHER AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND FINALLY BE RECOGNISED FOR IT AND GROW AS HUMAN BEINGS AND SHOW THEIR LOVE AND RESPECT FOR ANOTHER BY PROMISING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND THAT’S SUPER, JUST SUPER, SO IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL JUST BE OVER HERE DYING ALONE OKAY, OKAY GREAT.
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The Federation was founded in 2161.
minakotenjou:
Thanks, Troi.
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18th century buffy: a demon! a demon! a demon!
ghost willow: it's not a demon, it's a car.
18th century buffy: what does it want?
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i ran into my creepy cracked out neighbor in the...
she asked me if both the red scooter and the 4runner in the parking lot were mine, to which i replied, “yeah…”
so she says, “i thought so. man, you must be ballin.”
since when does owning two cheap modes of transportation and living off colfax next to you constitute “ballin”? she’s so creepy, i could feel her staring at me and coveting all my shit.
