i can't believe it's not that interesting!

#24: crazy punching lady

as i was walking back from 7-11 tonight there was a wacky lady in a sweatshirt with the hood up and she was picking a fight with every object along the sidewalk. she walked up to the theater and punched the wall several times. she stared a tree down, yelled profanities at it and ravenously shook its limbs and punched its trunk. she then kicked a potted plant and took several wacks at the bush growing out of the pot.

but she did it in this interesting way that didn’t make her look seem really crazy, per se. more like she was practicing her skillzz before her next big fight.

fucking everything.

last night i was digging through my overnight bag for my contacts case and i jammed the tip of my middle finger against a brand new razor. it took off a huge chunk and hurts like you wouldn’t believe. now i feel like i’m missing a limb.

showering? took me like an extra 15 min. ever tried washing your face or hair with OUT your middle finger? typing? putting on lotion? clipping your nails? washing your hands? even brushing my teeth is a feat since i can’t hold my toothbrush right! and it just hurts so badly; any tiny bit of pressure makes me go blind with pain.

i would show you a picture but it’s pretty gross. god, i’m such a baby.

mad men you are slaying me. slaying me. the first few seasons i was all, “eh, yeah it’s a good show.” this season? i’m all, “holy shit, every episode is better than the last!” shit is hitting the fan.

and boardwalk empire? you got me, i’m hooked.

now can the torrent of the premier of dexter please be up on the internets already? i need to knowwwww what happens!

i don’t understand people who don’t watch tv. or, god forbid, don’t even own one. who raised these people??

you don’t have the word “tampon” in your dictionary? but you have “vansom”? sure, because that makes sense.

my phone’s a misogynist. 

just a thought. he gets pretty distracted sometimes.