January 2011
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on poor teevee watching decisions
since i ran out of fringe episodes and the new supernatual torrent i downloaded was actually a fake, i turned on on demand and thought, “should i watch the flu episode of parks and rec again (making it the 5th time i’ve watched it. WAT? IT’S BRILLIANT!) or check out that new perfect couples show. i mean it’s always better to see something new than watch something for the...
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thatguychad replied to your photo:lately all i want to do is twirl my hair and stare…
Ew, he is so dirty here. Imma send him to get a haircut and a sun tan. and some sleep (look at the bags under his eyes!)… after we have our fun~
of course he’s pale and raggedy and sleep deprived, he’s tortured! he can’t be with his one true love! and she won’t release him! they...
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who needs a man with a state like this
on my drive to buena vista on thursday i remembered why i’m so madly in love with my state. i witnessed an unreal sunset that lit up the whole sky with pinks and golds. i drove through a blowing snowstorm in south park that made it impossible to see and even more frightening to drive; to calm my nerves i imagined i was driving through cotton candy. once night settled in i noticed a deep...
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JEFF: Nice sweater.
ANDRE: My dad gave it to me.
on lacking wit and missing the joke
while discussing benjamin franklin’s thirteen virtues, i found his 13th, “humility: imitate jesus and socrates,” to be particularly hilarious and extremely tongue-in-cheek. my classmate did not; he felt franklin was being serious and truly believed, in earnest, that one should emulate jesus and socrates.
really? to practice humility, to be modest and humble, one should act like...
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Wouldn’t it just be rock ‘n roll if liking someone meant they had to like you...
– Pushing Daisies
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doallthethingswithlove asked: http://hipstercommunity.tumblr.com
idk if you've seen this yet, but it's fantastic :)
idk if you've seen this yet, but it's fantastic :)
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doallthethingswithlove asked: http://hipstercommunity.tumblr.com
idk if you've seen this yet, but it's fantastic :)
idk if you've seen this yet, but it's fantastic :)
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he couldn’t figure out lisbeth salander. she was altogether odd. long...
– stieg larsson, the girl with the dragon tattoo
odd? weird? really? or maybe just 24? i kind of take personal offense to this passage as about 80% of it describes me and salander’s supposed to be some autistic nut job. and the tattoos that she has? a dragon on her shoulder blade, a wasp on her...
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GIRL get your shit together
for the last 15 minutes this drunk girl has been tapping/knocking/banging/kicking/throwing rocks at the door of some dude who’s name is apparently “aaron.” her knocks are followed by one of only three lines she has been repeating, either “aaron, open your fucking door!”, “AAAAAAAAAROOOOOOON!!!!!!” in the screechiest crazy bitch voice i’ve ever heard...
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i'm sorry but i'd much rather be hilarious and...
those looks will fade with age but my ability to lay you out with just my wit only gets sharper with time.
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on keeping calm in the face of a date
when i’m around a guy i like i have an incredibly difficult time acting like a non-ADHD human being. my adrenaline levels go out the roof, i get shaky like i’m about to go on stage and read an unprepared speech, and i start talking about the most insane arbitrary topics. “oh, did you know that in justified timothy olyphant gives a shout-out to his other u.s. marshall character,...
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it’s just so hard when you’re so cute and i’m so horny and...
– nathan, misfits me
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‘so janeane why did you eat the whole pizza?’
cause it’s...
– janeane garofalo, if you will (2010)
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‘so janeane why did you eat the whole pizza?’
cause it’s...
– janeane garofalo, if you will (2010)
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a girl's point of view...
regan:
on sex.
So, at 7PM when we’re about to go out, girls have to decide if we want to shave our legs and things or not. And when we decide to fully primp, we have already made the decision about if we are willing to put out that night or not. So when 11PM rolls around and we get a “oh, shit. Not tonight, but soon. Not blowing you off, just tonight isn’t good,” it makes us think that our...
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