May 2011
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red alert. my cover's been blown.
Coworker: Wait, are you in love with [redacted]
Me: What? [redacted]? (lots of nervous laughter) Oh no, no. We're just super good friends.
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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And now for something completely different. Oh...
Last night, after a long night of working followed by heavy drinking with friends, I had the grand intention of going home and passing out while watching new eps of Happy Endings. Instead I found myself squatting in front of my building with the entire contents of my purse dumped out on the stoop. My apartment keys had fallen off my key chain. I proceeded to tear my car apart to no avail because...
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 21st
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May 20th
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saidalice: The streets of Denver, Colorado at night from space.
May 20th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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I am just terrible at socializing with human...
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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anyone else squee like a little girl when they saw...
*crickets* no? just me then? he was my second favorite of the dudes that veronica dated. logan is numero uno, doy. also, how awesome is happy endings? penny and max 4 evah and evah.
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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you know what's just the bee's knees?
running into your super epic crush’s best friend at the bar and having him tell you, “oh man i was just saying to [redacted], ‘you know who i miss? morgan. that chick is so cool! we should hang out with her more!’” thanks for keepin my awesomeness fresh in his mind, dude. 
May 11th
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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i'm watching sports night since i can't watch west...
sorkin with a laugh track is weird. 
May 9th
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why isn't the west wing on netflix instant yet?!?!
WHY?! i just want to watch like 2 or 14 hours of cj, josh and toby bantering back and forth before i start studying for my finals. why won’t you let me procrastinate, netflix? why do you hate me? leslie is not pleased.
May 9th
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“I don’t have hobbies anymore. I always tried to get a hobby. I tried, like,...”
– Adam Scott / Vulture (via athivee) there goes new york magazine again, misattributing my quotes to adam scott. 
May 9th
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stupid.
stupid coming home show making me cry stupid tears about stupid soldiers coming home and surprising their stupid kids. who came up with this stupid idea.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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on surviving a waking nightmare
yesterday i went to my new apartment building to sign the lease, write some checks and get my keys. i decided to take the grand tour of the building so i would know where the laundry room is, which mailbox is mine and how to get to the dumpster. i opened the door on the second floor to the external staircase that leads down to the alley. it was the sketchiest old rickety wooden staircase but you...
May 1st
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