July 2011
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mad men on netflix instant, blue box mac & cheese...
what’s that? i’m sorry, i can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome my day off is going so far.
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on getting the fuck out of town
i’ve been having a rough time with life lately and last night at work was a particular doozy which prompted a coworker to recommend that i take a vacation. he was right, i desperately need some off time and i realized i haven’t been on a vacation in years. hell, i haven’t left the state since i went to visit andrew in d.c. in april last year (sleeping on college students’...
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I'm sitting on my couch with a frozen gel pack...
There’s a joke somewhere in there about menstrual cramp heat pads or something but I’m way too fucking hot to think of it.
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“Everything that happens to you is a reflection of what you believe about...”
– Iyanla Vanzant (via onherway)
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have you ever told a friend “oh man you have to watch (some movie)! it’s so hilarious/sad/beautiful/full of pretty people doing sexy things.” so you and them sit down and watch it and then about 10 minutes in you realize that there’s some random storyline in the movie that you completely forgot about but that is frighteningly relevant to you and your friend’s...
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cheating charlie
as an active participant to helping a few guys cheat on their girlfriends, i feel that i have a front row perspective to the phenomenon. first, let me clarify, that i never helped a guy cheat out of malicious intent or straight sluttyness. in two of the occasions i was completely in the dark that the guy was in a relationship, in the others i believed that a breakup was imminent (it never...
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“so which is better, that rice beer or your margarita?”
– some lady during happy hour at work last night. i dunno, which is better, beef or oranges?
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maybe i don't actually want to be all "in a...
you can’t stumble in drunk at 3am from staying late at the bar, change into lesbian cotton shorts, an incredibly unboobflattering tanktop and pink fuzzy slippers and proceed to pop pizza rolls into the toaster oven and watch doctor who when you live with a boyfriend, can you?
if i can’t do all those things together in that order, then what’s the point of living?
yeah, maybe i...
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great expectations
i feel like i’m constantly waiting. waiting for him to tell me. every time he calls to chat or wants to hang out it feels like he’s going to tell me. tell me that it’s finally happened. that he and his girlfriend have finally broken up. again. for good.
but nope. we just hang out and watch tv together like the good friends we are. and it’s gad damn frustrating.
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