September 2011
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'tis the season!
now that fall tv season is starting to kick into high gear i have to get into tv watching mode. since i work nights i’m not an appointment tv watcher (nor a dvr owner), i’m one of those newfangled downloaders/huluers/on demanders and i have to keep on top of all that downloading/huluing/on demanding. and it can be exhausting when there’s so much teevee to watch! so i wrote myself...
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supcakes replied to your quote: OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!
Uh huh ;______; But tell me it’s not the most wonderful pain This show will turn you into a masochist
the best, most beautiful pain in all the land!
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“OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!”
– things i yell at my teevee while watching breaking bad with my hands half covering my eyes.
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when all you want to do is send someone a little “<3” text to let them know you’re thinking of them and care about them. but then you remember that you’re not dating that person, not even in the teenytiniest way. and it would just come across as super crazypants.
i just have so much love to give and it’s all pent-up inside. it’s about so start flowing out...
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men are fucking bloodhounds
*sniffsniff* “what’s that scent in the air? is it…is she getting close to getting over me? well well well, we just can’t have that now can we?! better call her up and ask her to get drinks. MUAHAHAHAHA”
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i had a dream last night that it was super bad...
i don’t watch too much tv, you watch too much tv.
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i just poured the most magical bowl of cereal
i killed my box of crunchy nut (my favorite cereal) and had one of those bowls that should have been two bowls, but i wanted it all at once. it was a mountain of cereal and i used about 1/2 of all the milk i have to make the milk/cereal ratio appropriate. it was a beautiful sight to behold. so i climbed onto my couch with the bowl nestled onto my boobs, pulled up my afghan, reached across to turn...
“Wait, so there’s a show called “Animal Hoarders”? So...”
– My coworker Lauren, truly baffled by this concept.
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i just realized i only shaved one leg in the...
*swag*
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filling out my application for my birthright...
i’m on the “personal statement” portion and the 3 questions we have to choose from are
please describe anything special about your family background related to judaism or israel.
lease describe any special talents, achievements or interests you would like to share with us.
please describe any volunteer or community service projects you are involved with.
1) there’s...
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SWF seeks unavailable man
emotionally, literally, figuratively, all are welcome.
have you recently ended a marriage/engagement/longterm relationship? are you presently in a relationship? do you have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old or are completely unaware of how women work? are you unable to date a woman for longer than 2 months on account of your crippling fear of intimacy and/or addiction to your...
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me: can i have an arnold palmer?
popeye's employee: a what?
me: an arnold palmer?
p.e.: what?
me: an iced tea and lemonade.
p.o.: like, mixed together?
me: yes, please. an arnold palmer.
p.o.: i've never heard of that before. what is it called?
me: an arnold palmer.
p.o.: an armored corner?
me: sure.
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“Because that’s what the Doctor is – an extra-terrestrial (although oddly...”
– not nadia wins the award for my favorite description of the doctor ever written.
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tv hangover: What Should You Be Watching? (Fall TV... →
tvhangover:
Monday, September 5 9:00-10:00 p.m. - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo) Tuesday, September 6 9:00-10:00 p.m. - The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo) 10:00-11:00 p.m. - Sons of Anarchy (FX) Tuesday, September 13 8:00-9:00 PM - 90210 (CW) 9:00-10:00 PM - Ringer (CW) …
IMPORTANT INFORMASHUNS.
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