i can't believe it's not that interesting!

i’m on the “personal statement” portion and the 3 questions we have to choose from are 

1. please describe anything special about your family background related to judaism or israel.
2. lease describe any special talents, achievements or interests you would like to share with us.
3. please describe any volunteer or community service projects you are involved with.

1) there’s nothing special about my family. we’re not even that jewish. 2) i am talented at watching tv. i achieve in watching tv. i am interested in tv. i’m honestly not good at anything else. interneting? 3) i service my community by telling people what shows they have to watch. and i bring them food and booze. i don’t volunteer, i’m too poor to waste my time not being paid to do something.

somehow i don’t think those are appropriate answers. i fucking hate personal statements.

i’m having flashbacks to when i was applying for college and i skipped over the personal statement portion on CU’s application because i was just stressing out so hard about it. yeah they rejected me, i had to reapply my sophomore year.