i can't believe it's not that interesting!

i killed my box of crunchy nut (my favorite cereal) and had one of those bowls that should have been two bowls, but i wanted it all at once. it was a mountain of cereal and i used about 1/2 of all the milk i have to make the milk/cereal ratio appropriate. it was a beautiful sight to behold. so i climbed onto my couch with the bowl nestled onto my boobs, pulled up my afghan, reached across to turn up patton oswalt. and as my arm was coming back across to grab the spoon i hit it juuuust right aaaand fumblefumblefumble

*BAM*

cereal and milk everywhere. pooling on my blanket, seeping into the cushions and into the back of the couch, all over me. fucking everywhere.