i can't believe it's not that interesting!

i didn't ask for a shrink, that must've been somebody else. also, that pudding isn't mine. also, i'm wearing this dress today because i had a very important meeting this morning and i don't have a crying problem.
i like to talk about myself

men are fucking bloodhounds

*sniffsniff* “what’s that scent in the air? is it…is she getting close to getting over me? well well well, we just can’t have that now can we?! better call her up and ask her to get drinks. MUAHAHAHAHA”

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