i can't believe it's not that interesting!

i didn't ask for a shrink, that must've been somebody else. also, that pudding isn't mine. also, i'm wearing this dress today because i had a very important meeting this morning and i don't have a crying problem.
i like to talk about myself
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animalstalkinginallcaps: LOOK, IT’S NICE OF YOU TO TALK TO ME. I KNOW YOU DON’T DO THAT VERY OFTEN AND I APPRECIATE IT. AND AS FAR AS OFFERING ME WHATEVER I WANT, THAT’S JUST AMAZING. HONESTLY. I WAS GOING TO SAY “GLOBAL PACIFISM” OR “CLEAN ENERGY” BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE WORLD OR WHATEVER, BUT JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU?  THE TACO BELL BY MY HOUSE HASN’T HAD THE BAJA CHICKEN CHALUPA FOR LIKE, TWO YEARS. HOW COULD YOU AS A BENEVOLENT AND LOVING GOD LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN? FIX IT. PLEASE. BRING THAT DELICIOUS THING BACK TO MY FACE. this speaks to me because the baja chicken chalupa is very important to me when i am veryvery drunk. and i don’t know what drunk morgan would do if it went away.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, IT’S NICE OF YOU TO TALK TO ME. I KNOW YOU DON’T DO THAT VERY OFTEN AND I APPRECIATE IT. AND AS FAR AS OFFERING ME WHATEVER I WANT, THAT’S JUST AMAZING. HONESTLY.

I WAS GOING TO SAY “GLOBAL PACIFISM” OR “CLEAN ENERGY” BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE WORLD OR WHATEVER, BUT JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU? 

THE TACO BELL BY MY HOUSE HASN’T HAD THE BAJA CHICKEN CHALUPA FOR LIKE, TWO YEARS. HOW COULD YOU AS A BENEVOLENT AND LOVING GOD LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN?

FIX IT. PLEASE. BRING THAT DELICIOUS THING BACK TO MY FACE.

this speaks to me because the baja chicken chalupa is very important to me when i am veryvery drunk. and i don’t know what drunk morgan would do if it went away.

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    Preach. That is delicious and no doubt a source of redemption for many. It’s important.
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